The Sock Summit has, we believe, the finest cadre of sock specialists ever devised. We're proud that we talked them all into it, prouder that some of them offered to come, and thrilled that we managed to talk a couple of them out of retirement. (A few we had to bribe. We're not saying who, but one of these teachers has a real thing for chocolate.)
We couldn't be more thrilled that they're helping us make sock history.